Our seats weren’t close and they didn’t show replays at all in the stadium. Most Alabama fans admitted that it was definitely an interception though. I wish we could have lossed with a fair game at least. Oh well. There goes our season… Thanks SEC refs
I’m like Jesus; I turn coke into Jack and coke.
- Avelina
We decided to go through Waco instead of Houston. We are right near Fort Hood right now.
Grab bag entry
So I’ve had some thoughts floating around that aren’t important enough for their own entry, so I’ll bullet them together and hope it gives you some insight into what a weird person I am.
- I love, love, love the ‘Real Housewives of [enter any city here except NYC]’. I love watching them, reading about them, googling them, etc. It’s not healthy and it’s not a cool show to watch and be proud of like Mad Men or whatev. So yeah, feels good to finally get that off my chest.
- I buy those Crest Spinbrushes for like $8 and then instead of buying replacement heads, I just buy a new one each month. So wasteful I know, but the handle gets gross too. Plus, I mean, I’d have to get the heads (which are like $4 each) and then batteries.
- ‘Replacement head’ sounds like something that happens after a breakup.
- I really do not like Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA” - it’s not even like the “LOL Smiley Face” that you can play and everyone hates it and that’s what makes it funny. I don’t think anyone should sincerely or ironically listen to this song. But don’t listen to me, because I watch all the Housewives’ series.
me:
dude *she who must not be named* posted my favorite Passion Pit song
I have to kill her
Lacey: y'all can be BFFs...i'll go help you pick up a small dog and a purse that it can fit into
me: a small dog that i'll neglect profusely
Lacey: i'm placing an order for blueprint cleanse for you as we speak
I have to kill her
Lacey: y'all can be BFFs...i'll go help you pick up a small dog and a purse that it can fit into
me: a small dog that i'll neglect profusely
Lacey: i'm placing an order for blueprint cleanse for you as we speak
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
don’t pull your love // hamilton, joe frank, & reynolds
Roadtrips seem fun in theory, but after the first hour or two, you are just ready to be at your destination. Here is the 12-13 hour roadtrip we are partaking on tomorrow starting at 5am. We will return on Sunday. 24 hours of being in a car in 3 days!!
Click If You Want To Cry - Soldier Surprises Daughter By Showing Up In Class
Fucking emotions.
I’m not crying — it’s just been raining…on my face.
Good video though.
Oh these? Probably just allergies. I was not expecting to have a reaction, damnit!
Just some of my favorites from Twitter.
HEY GUISE: You have one week to DONATE $10+ to third world orphanages and get entered into a drawing to choose any tattoo for me to get. Oh, and in case you live under a rock and don’t know by now:
$10 WILL EDUCATE A DADAAB REFUGEE ORPHAN FOR 100 DAYS.
I know this has been floating all around tumblr and you’ve seen in 5.2 million times already, but I really think it’s great what she’s doing. I’ve donated twice now (once for each paycheck since I found out about this) and she is SUPER appreciative and writes you a personalized nice email and it gives me a warm feeling. So, if you’re like me, donate because you’re selfish and you like people to tell you nice things!! Or you could do it for the kids…or you could do it to leave a permanent tattoo on her body…or because you love the thrill of using paypal…or to make your checking account into an even number….
Robbie has no heart.
Robbie: Yeah, on Monday I have to fire [my employee].Lacey: I thought you were firing her 2 weeks ago.
Robbie: I was supposed to, but then her grandfather died and she had to travel to Missouri for the funeral.....how convenient!
Not much has changed for me in the past 15 years. Also, these can be called ‘Dinnerables’ because sometimes, I eat them for that meal as well.
10 Day Salute to Sausage!
I realize some of you new Austinites aren’t native to Central Texas, much less Texas, so I figured it to be my responsibility to introduce you to this little thing we call Wurstfest.
Held annually down in New Braunfels (45ish minute drive from Austin), Wurstfest is a “Ten Day Salute to Sausage!” And beer! And polka music! And men in leiderhosen! And kolaches!
The last Friday (this coming Friday) is usually the biggest night of the event. I’m planning on getting a group together to make the trek so you should too! We can mix and mingle and drink beer and eat sausages and take pictures with drunk men in short shorts!
Liz, I’d love to come eat sausage with you (I’m sure that won’t be taken out of context), but I’m going to Alabama this weekend to watch LSU play (hopefully, maybe win, please, please can we win so I don’t drive 12 hours there to watch our rival win?)
Rhonda and I went as Contestants of Team #3 on SUPERMARKET SWEEP for Halloween. I think only one person knew what we were without our explanation.
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