2008

How to confuse an Idiot (via livejamie)

Pre-Robots

It’s hard to believe that there was a time when, if you didn’t know something (of small...

And now we are outside throwing water balloons at our VP of...

This is what it’s like to be tall. I’m standing...

Some people misunderstand the dress code policy at work.

Trying frozen mango for breakfast. I have high hopes. (via...

I had never heard of these until my coworker, Trevor,...

“Bunk beds, you cunt!”
— Jake (out of context)

My friend, Jim was cooking on the local news today. He is...

About damn time!

Dear Lacey, We’re sorry, but we were unable to process payment for your Rhapsody subscription...

Went to my parents’ house and my dad was making these...

Apples

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Does that include specialists?

I guess I need to get more hats like this since I’m...

These are delicious. They taste just like ice cream (minus...

Boss took a long lunch today. Clearly, I was productive.

Just another typical day

Toolbars

I just sat through a 2 hour demo for some homebanking service. I couldn’t pay attention...

Moving is hard to do.

Jake: this moving thing is weird. it's almost like dating a terminal patient, trying to figure out how to make the best of each day you have left until you move to that big IT job in the sky.
Jake: or DE-luxe apartment

Whoopsie!

I remember a day in high school when we had to fill out an “Emergency contact” form for...

How rude, spam!

The number on the left, X, is how many times Kevin Corrigan...

George Carlin passed away. :(

Heelarious Heels for Babies

So, we got an apartment in Austin. Here is the floorplan....

We found amy’s ice cream on 6th

Lunch today

Eating at the original pluckers.

...

I’m in Austin!

Authentic texas cuisine

Listen

Boss is very tumbl-worthy this morning

Boss: hey, you got a few minutes to talk to Rick at [Vendor company] about the DVDs?
Lacey: let me go pee
Lacey: and then yes
Boss: okay, TMI
Lacey: it's just a #1...that's not TMI...taking a dump would be TMI

I'm buying an external hard drive from...

Lacey: well it looks like i'll be buying one from my brother
Lacey: he bought a 500 gb one that he doesn't use anymore...so he's going to sell it to me for $50
Lacey: maybe i can paint it pink
Boss: sweet
Boss: just get a can of hot pink spray paint and that will do the trick. Make sure that you spray into all of the connections where you plug the power and USB cable in, you certainly don't want to miss those spots. Spray the cables leading to the laptop too.

Checking out my bro’s new house.

Beaux is sad that he’s not a father today.

I saw The Incredible Hulk tonight.

Irony is...

…my boss getting a knife for his birthday but not being able to get it out of the plastic...

It’s my boss’s birthday!

my roommate who is a teacher and not...

Rhonda: alright, going to clean the dishes... I guess I'm the housewife and you're the bread-winning husband
Rhonda: I'll be sure to have on a sexy little dress and a cute apron when you come home
Rhonda: love you honey!

Listen

boyfriend burn

Jake: So is that picture of us your new favorite?
Lacey: No, my face is all blurry in it.
Jake: I know, I thought that made it better.

“I urge all women to own at least their basic black ballet...”
— Mindy “Ephron”...

Framed picture of me at parents’ house.

Internet lingo

Older woman at work: What does TMI mean?
Lacey: Too much information.
Older woman at work: Oh ok. And what does LOL mean?
Lacey: Laugh out loud
Older woman at work: I thought it meant 'Lots of Luck'

Breakfast

I’m in love with grits again.

erinnicole: jakehurwitz: Attention girls who didn’t talk to...

I’d say my new game of Scrabulous is starting off just...

I think I have a problem.

I was creeping on partypics and saw a wedding that my...

The hat was similar to this one.

they make no sense when drunk

Luke (looking at redneck singing karaoke at Park Place): You know what I need? A hat with flames on it.
Jake: Yeah
Luke: You know why?
Jake: Yeah. Because you can't put that shit out!

I seriously need to stop emailing Erin so much. Googleads...

samreich: heyitseva: I’m using Sam’s old computer at work...

commitments

Erin: I updated my facebook status so that I'm now in a relationship.
Erin: There is no turning back now..
Erin: EVER!
Lacey: I know exactly how you feel.
Lacey: I started parting my hair on the other side, and it's such a huge commitment.
Erin: oh my goodness!!
Erin: it really is!

The simpsons

Leaving the dentist numb and with one big cheek.

F word

Driving home through hicktown louisiana.

Aaron

I stopped to read the newspaper in the breakroom this morning and actually started tearing up a...

Ouch.

I’m not really sure…

referring to her boyfriend's dogs

Erin: he has an outlook reminder to feed them everyday so i think i give them the most attention out of anyone

I HATED this guy in middle school.

There are 4 of me!

Want

My drunk friends

Rhonda and hunter.

The guys were trying to surf.

We are slip and sliding.

Ready for the river.

He is huge. And looks like an eskimo.

This dog’s name is bear.

Girl’s Night the Musical with my mom.

Listen

My friend, Sarah has her own show! I’m beyond...

Ham and boogers

Big cheeks

Parents just don't understand

Ski: is that me visiting your tumblr or people searching my name?
Lacey: people searching for your name - 22 people have
Ski: must be the law
Ski: why do u think i left the country?
Lacey: yeah...or it's your neighbors and they are CONVINCED that you are a child predator or sex offender so they google your name everyday
Ski: I knew Ms. Johnson was looking at me funny
Ski: wow, I'm either scared of who's after me. Or a little freaked out that people are searching my name on google
Lacey: probably your parents
Lacey: i think my parents google me about 10 times a day
Ski: my parents don't know what the internet is

These are what people searched for that brought them to my...

Ellen and McCain Talk Gay Marriage

MCCAIN: I just believe in the unique status of marriage between man and woman. And I know that we have a respectful disagreement on that issue.
ELLEN: Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think that it is looked at and some people are saying the same that blacks and women did not have the right to vote. Women just got the right to vote in 1920. Blacks didn't have the right to vote till 1870. It just feels like there's this old way of thinking (that) we are not all the same. We are all the same people. All of us. You're no different than I am. Our love is the same. (applause) To me what it feels like just, you know, I will speak for myself...it feels when someone says you can have a contract and you'll still have insurance and you'll get all that. It sounds to me like saying well you can sit there (points in one direction), you just can't sit there (points in another direction). That's what it sounds like to me. It doesn't feel inclusive. It feels isolated. It feels like we aren't owed the same things and the same wording.
MCCAIN: Well, I've heard you articulate that position in a very eloquent fashion. We just have a disagreement and I, along with many, many others wish you every happiness.
ELLEN: Thank you. So you'll walk me down the aisle? Is that what you said?
(laughter)
MCCAIN: Touché
via Towleroad (they have the clip too at http: //www.towleroad.com/2008/05/john-mcjohn-mcc.html)

Drinking

Rhonda: I want to go to a concert and get drunk.
Rhonda: Well, basically I just want to get drunk.

One Tree Hill

Luke: who do you think is the hotter guy on one tree hill?
Lacey: i do not watch
Luke: yeah me neither, that show is soooooo gay

Random thought #4332

I do not like when my friends send mass text messages. It seems so impersonal. I don’t mind...

Limo by myself.

No water in the hot tub.

At my former roommate’s wedding. I can’t...

The room Note: The full-length mirror. Loooove it.

Chicaaaaago

I’m in the Baton Rouge airport about to fly to Chicago (technically to Houston then to...

Wtf?

We get pretty excited about food around here.

muxtape search - MUXSEEK

Facebook Stalking cracked?

Beaux left part of his weave on the chair.

Me and mom.

My family brought their own alcohol to the restaurant.

My dad’s side of the family about 10 years ago....

Dad is showing everyone his ringtones.

yeah right

Lacey: What did you get your mom for Mother's Day?
Tony: I gave her that 30 years ago. Me!

Holy Crap!

I was watching the Daily Show last night while trying to go to sleep and didn’t stay up for...

“Finally, I get to use my tax money the way I want to! I...”
— Lewis Black last night on the...

Power-less

It doesn’t matter how old I get, I will always giggle when the power goes out. I guess...

Things I Did Last Night

I get spam from Wilbur.

Scrabulous gets dirty

Lacey: funny how you chose 'untie' rather than 'unite'
Lacey: says alot about your character
Jake: with unite you could have put "reunited," which is something i'd expect from a dirty wretch like you.

My ironic accessory in my cubicle.

First time at the dentist in 5 years

He said my teeth look awesome for someone who hasn’t seen a dentist in so long. This was the...

Scrabulous makes me mad!

Lacey: you are schooling me with the smallest fucking words
Lacey: it's your turn again
Lacey: and stop hogging all the red spaces, douche!

Wings still comes on!? 6:30am though.

Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch Org Chart (via)  *Don’t...

telling 'yo mama' jokes

Jake: yo mama = so fat, she wears a vcr for a beeper
Jake: that joke is out of date on multiple levels

Gmail/Googleads knows how I like to spend my money.

That’s a little warm for a server room. Alarm has...

more BJ talk

Lacey: Well when you and Jess get married, you'll move back to Louisiana.
Scott: Hmm...I don't know about that. She'll have to come live in NYC with me.
Lacey: True
Scott: She can do her job anywhere.
Lacey: Yeah...BLOWJOBS...haha...just kidding
Scott: That's what I meant.

death talk

Dad: Do you kids remember the song I said you have to sing at my funeral?
Lacey: Yes, Dad
Dad: I think I want to be cremated and then each of you kids can have a good portion of my ashes.
Lacey: I will put my share into a Hello Kitty jar
Dad: Oh God!
Lacey: Burial is looking better everyday, huh?
Brett: Well I will etch something hilarious in his tombstone then.
Lacey: And I will come every week and put a new Hello Kitty sticker on your tombstone. See, Dad, it seems burial and cremation are now horrible options. Life looks like the better option.
Dad: Maybe you kids will die before me.

a twist on the political battle in...

The News: "...and Bobby Jindal is supporting Woody Jenkins..."
Dad: Did you hear that, honey? BJ is helping out a woody.
Me: Mom and Dad, I know what that means. You're gross!
Dad: What? I was just saying that BJ is hel...
Me: Nope, I got it. Thanks.

My reflection as i leave work.

Traveling meth lab closes interstate for next...

Margaret Cho… Bad pic but oh well.

“Because I’m a prominent asian-american people always...”
— Margaret Cho

iHome in the room.

Chad and aaron- deciding what to order.

We are watching documentaries.

We are working out in the hotel

The hotel is pimp!

oh no

I think David Duke is on our flight.

Going to dallas for the weekend.

Boss playing games during conf call.

Jump rope

I started reading a book on fitness and discovered what a great form of exercise jump ropes are....

Alena the Repeatah!

Alena: How are you?
Lacey: good I guess
Alena: Well that's good I guess

you shruted that u