Getting my toes done due to a stressful work day. Uhm what the fuck is that? Do kids come here?
Brother and sister. Matching. In Oklahoma.
Post from an iPhone Fail, ass! (he’s posted this 3x in the past hour)
Just kidding, but it’s funny cause I’ve done this before.
I’d totes have a boner over her being so humiliated.
- Chad (about a former coworker that was a bitch)
If Melissa was still coming in town this weekend, we could have recreated this picture. Erin (crazy girl up top) and Michelle (crazy girl on the right) are still coming to Austin this weekend.
Not sure if this explantation is needed - but we were all pretty hammered in this picture. (New Years 2006)
Cheers!
With my hot date at the Melting Pot. Celebrating one year in Austin.
I'd like to take a moment of silence...
…for Syd’s Why I Was Late posts that died yesterday. We will miss you, Syd’s Why I Was Late posts. Nothing will ever replace you….oh wait…is that a cute dog that can’t roll over?
We should hang out in Austin, me and you.
Hey everyone. Do you live in Austin? Would you like to meet an extremely virile, strong, tall, confident jew? How about meeting me instead? There will also be other, more attractive Austin tumblr people in attendance too! Come for all those reasons! Stay because you’re too drunk to leave.
What: tumblr mini-meetup to celebrate Lee’s visit to Austin
Where: Fado, 214 W. 4th St.
When: Friday, September 4th @ 8 PM
Hope to see you there!
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The Hampster Dance Song
Who just paid 99 cents for this gem? This guy!
bahahahaha!!! I hope this song defines our generation.
Signs that I'm slowly losing it..
I was hungry, so I decided to make a PB&J. I put 2 pieces of toast in the toaster (I toast the bread before making any sandwich), took the jelly out of the fridge, got the peanut butter out of the cabinet, grabbed a clean knife from the dishwasher, then my bread popped up. I slathered the peanut butter on the bread with the knife and then made it into a sandwich and cut it in half. Then I threw the knife in the sink into a bowl of water. I panicked as I noticed no jelly was on my sandwich. I then said to the jelly OUT LOUD, “Sorry, jelly, maybe next time.”
GPOYW - I’m making what is known as the “Erin face”
She tends to make this face for a range of emotions - excitement, embarrassment, etc. In related news, I get to see her make this face a lot soon because she’s coming to Austin this weekend!
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Salt-N-Pepa : None Of Your Business
You guys, seriously, if I wanna take a guy home with me tonight, it’s really none of your business.
“Moral of the story is - who are you to judge? There is only one true judge and that’s God, so chill, and let mah father do his job.”
Oh man, this was me, Rhonda, and Erin’s jam back in the day*
*last year
Celebrating Joey’s birthday!
OMG, this episode of Law and Order: SVU that I’m stealing off the Internet is SO next level. Hilary Duff killz her baby!
SPOILER ALERT - she didn’t actually kill her baby. I think her mom did.
I’m hoping Heather will get a sidecar for her bike, so that when we are both drunk, we can live out this fantasy of mine.
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