“I think I see a protein shake over there. Please let it still be sitting on that table when we’re done this photo shoot. Please let it be chocolate.”
bahahahaha! Started following this guy this week - so far, he is not letting me down!
Someone submitted this error in a ticket today and it made me laugh. Seems so redundant. Or like something Xzibit would say in a meme.
Laziness at it’s finest
My roommate and I realize that we are pretty lazy when it comes to most things. We have a pizza place that is in walking distance, yet if we order from them, we always have them deliver (we don’t even drive to pick it up). The latest form of laziness happened when she suggested that we get this toaster above so that we can each pick a side and use it — this way we won’t have to adjust the knob to our degree of toasting each time.
Sometimes, she really does get me.
Defensive Driving
Since I got that speeding ticket at the beginning of this month, I’m going to take a defensive driving class to get it off my record and to pay less. I was researching where to go, and of course Austin has awesome selections. I will probably schedule with Happy Time Defensive Driving - it boasts “$35 includes ticket dismissal, insurance discount, free meal and parking, and a great time”
They even have a reviews section in which everyone says the instructor, Mark is hilarious. Here are excerpts from the reviews:
“I recommend this place to everyone. Don’t do it online because it’s cheaper or whatever, just sit it out, the “test” is so easy and he reads you the answers before hand. Trust me, I have taken it online before and it was WAY harder than Mark’s class!!!! The unlimited sodas kept me happy and I was extremely pleased with the fresh pizza and Caesar salad for lunch!!”“What a surpirse! Mark was energetic, funny, upbeat and the time passed so quickly. We were treated to lunch at our location- County Line on the Water. Yummy chopped beef sandwich, tea & chips! Spent some time on deck watching turtles swim and then back to work.”Anyone in Austin get a ticket recently? Anyone want to get a ticket and join me? Turtles, y’all, turtles!!
i ended up taking an online DD course two weeks ago. any reason why you wouldnt do that?
I have added the emphasis of why I think I want to take the actual class rather than online. It sounds like a hoot and a half!
Defensive Driving
Since I got that speeding ticket at the beginning of this month, I’m going to take a defensive driving class to get it off my record and to pay less. I was researching where to go, and of course Austin has awesome selections. I will probably schedule with Happy Time Defensive Driving - it boasts “$35 includes ticket dismissal, insurance discount, free meal and parking, and a great time”
They even have a reviews section in which everyone says the instructor, Mark is hilarious. Here are excerpts from the reviews:
“I recommend this place to everyone. Don’t do it online because it’s cheaper or whatever, just sit it out, the “test” is so easy and he reads you the answers before hand. Trust me, I have taken it online before and it was WAY harder than Mark’s class!!!! The unlimited sodas kept me happy and I was extremely pleased with the fresh pizza and Caesar salad for lunch!!”
“What a surpirse! Mark was energetic, funny, upbeat and the time passed so quickly. We were treated to lunch at our location- County Line on the Water. Yummy chopped beef sandwich, tea & chips! Spent some time on deck watching turtles swim and then back to work.”
Anyone in Austin get a ticket recently? Anyone want to get a ticket and join me? Turtles, y’all, turtles!!
things that are funny:
jack white just gave me advice on my long-distance relationship.
seriously.
(edit: i would show pictorial evidence, but my camera cable is in the throes of texas)
whoa whoa whoa! don’t leave us hanging. ‘splain!!!
Weekend consisted of...
- Seeing Inglourious Basterds - loved it
- Watching 3 episodes of Big Love
- Representing LSU at the Austin SEC Picnic
- Watching Sunday shows (Ruby, Mad Men, Tool Academy) - I think Rhonda and I are going to turn Tool Academy into a game. If anyone else watches this super lame VH1 show, let me know.
DJ AM died???
jgh:
That is some Final Destination shit.
I bet Travis Barker is pissing himself right now.
Final Destination 3D came out today too.
Abortion clinic or car wash?
Lacey: I passed Megan's office today - it's right near that abortion clinic on Anderson MillRhonda: Yeah, I never knew that was an abortion clinic until you told me it was.
Lacey: Well I used to always see people protesting outside of it when I would drive to work - they were all holding up pro-life posters.
Rhonda: I just thought it was a car wash fundraiser.
Lacey: Glad you didn't drive up and tell them "Yeah, I'd like one please."
37 week ultrasound and Dr’s appt recap:Well, she’s big…The ultrasound says she weighs approximately 7lbs, 13oz, which is above the 90th percentile of most babies with the same gestational age. She also has a large head (like her dad). Dr. Lee thinks that her head may not drop into the pelvis because of its size, so they are recommending a c-section (mostly because she’s set to gain another 1/2lb a week, so with 3 weeks to go, that puts her around 9lbs, and it’s risky to deliver a 9 pounder). I am disappointed, because I didn’t want to have a c-section, but I am not one to ignore the advice of doctors. There are definite perks to having a section, the first (and most exciting) being the advantage of knowing my delivery date in advance. I will have guaranteed short labor, and less risk of bladder prolapse, and other future problems down below.Anyway, so next week when I go to the Dr, we’ll pick the date. I am thinking September 18th, but I am not sure how that works with her schedule.Now to the fun part: the ultrasound was amazing. Apparently, I have “beautiful amniotic fluid,” and as a result, we were able to see the baby really clearly. She was sticking her tongue out, opening and closing her mouth, and blinking (the blinking was unbelievable to watch). We had a great ultrasound tech, and she made the whole experience really fun. She also triple checked to make sure we’re really having a girl - we are. Ha ha. Wes thinks she’s going to look like me…anyway, we’re both really excited and can’t wait to meet her.P.S. 0lbs weight gained, BP 117/70, Baby’s HR 153bpm
1. I normally don’t think babies are cute when they are delivered and ultrasound pictures always look the same to me - but this baby actually looks really cute. I think it’s the open mouth picture that gets me.
2. I hope you get that C-section date too, because then it means you can come drink with us at the BR Tumblr Meetup!! What’s that? No drinking? Oh right, the baby.
Megan Fox Would Rather Kiss Girls
This could also be titled, “Megan Fox will say anything in the press to make guys think she is the coolest female alive.”
Really, I think she would be the type to put your clothes out on the lawn and set them on fire.
Not a hard decision. Come here, you pretty green can!!
Via
I’m sure this bunny pissed all over this costume and bit it’s owner - but when I saw this I said “Oh! My! God!” just like Kristin Wiig when she’s the surprise party girl in SNL sketches.
Shit is getting serious between me and Rhonda. We will be fine dining next week for our anniversary.
I’ve never done one of these, but I think today is the day right?
SNPD - Eating Chuy’s Jalapeno Ranch (!!!!!)
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