ACL today and tomorrow!
Me and Jake earlier at the Avett Brothers
We’re here!
No apology needed!
Useless Superpower
I have almost no sense of smell. I can clean up the nastiest vom-arrhea without puking.
Reblog your useless superpower.
I’ve been predicting the near future lately. I have one more of these instances to add to the list. Jake’s first week of living in Austin, I was driving to see him. While I was driving, I started to think that I need to remind Jake about watching for deer crossing the road and to slow down at night especially. About 5 seconds after that popped in my head, a family of 4 deer walked across the road in front of my car.
I wish same-sex marriage was legal so that..
…we could start working towards human-rabbit marriages and human-box of hot tamales marriages. Just sayin’
GPOYW - Following Lacey’s theme, ACL a couple years back. Hope everyone that is going this weekend has a blast!
You look far more put together than I (read: not trashy and sitting on the ground flashing privates to everyone). I was not ready for the amount of dust that was in the air last year. This year that problem has supposedly been resolved. Anyone else have ACL pictures they’d care to share?
GPOYW - Last year at ACL
Role reversal
Ever since my spider and centipede incidents, I’ve become very observant going up and down our stairs. I even hold my mouth (cause in my head, I think that the second I see an unusual creature/insect, that it will dart for my mouth). I keep thinking to myself “srsly, largest spider ever, bigger than a tarantula”. It must have come from out in the woods somewhere and it was trying to get away from the rain.
After imagining that spider’s life for a bit, I realized that it might not have ever seen a human before me and my roommate happened upon it. Then I was like, “Shit, if the spider was scary to me, just imagine my ginormous scary self compared to his small body and what it thought of me.”
I feel better about myself knowing that I was the largest thing the spider has ever seen and probably scared the shit out of him. (Not a fat joke at myself either, assholes!)
Friday was Critical Mass in Austin. During and soon after, the Austin Craigslist Rants & Raves section filled up with folks bitching about the huge number of bicyclists blocking traffic and preventing car drivers from getting home in time to watch television. This was the best response I’ve seen, as posted by Jason from ATXBS.com.
CRITICAL GAS! (Austin)
Date: 2009-09-26, 6:35PM CDTAlright everyone, you know what to do!!!
LETS BLOCK TRAFFIC!
Okay, the plan is to get into your car/truck/SUV and DRIVE during RUSH HOUR!!!
Monday - Friday
7am-9am
5pm-7pmLETS BLOCK TRAFFIC YEA!!!!!
Remember, its okay to break traffic laws!!!
-speeding
-running red lights
-blocking intersections
-running stop signs
-changing lanes w/o signaling
-weaving in-and-out of trafficOur GOAL is to make traffic as bad as possible!!!
And this can only be accomplished if EVERYONE drives at the exact same time, twice a day, five days a week!!!!Damn right.
Hilarious! Almost peed myself!
I still maintain that he had the best mullet of any geocities era website personality.
- Chad on the “hello my future girlfriend” kid
(Also, my closet would tell you that I own a Saints jersey as well - that said, I can agree with you on the Pink jerseys.)
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