I have been asked this a few times already...just clearing it up.
Lauren: Lace, where did you see the Bush twins?me: at a bar downtown
Lauren: How did you know it was them?!
me: because of their FACES
Whoops
I messed up and told my hairdresser that I part my hair on the left and so she cut it accordingly. It wasn’t until I walked out and felt the wind on the crease that I knew what happened and realized the mistake.
Was not expecting this life change today.
White dress is Jenna. Take my word.
And now brunette twin Bush
And breaking news- Jenna Bush smokes.
Jenna Bush and husband are approx 4 feet away from me right now.
jealous.com
Lacey: how do you sign up for a tornado?Paul: prayer, duh.
This is a picture from ANOTHER lady down the other hall. Her e-mail said:
Check out this picture my sister sent me from her student worker’s boyfriend.
Yeah, that’s either the (new) Capitol or the Annex (my building!!!).
NICKI! ON 3, WE QUIT OUR JOBS AND BECOME TORNADO HUNTERS!!!
1….2….3
one of the key differences is that comic sans looks like it was fingerpainted by my five year old nephew and courier is how neo sees the world in the matrix.
- the ragbag on differences in typefaces
21 1/2 inches…..waiting on weight.
Good thing we went with the larger onesie for Vera, Erin - she looks like a big, juicy baby!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?
So I told you about the spider last night, and my roommate and I are still terrified. She wakes up and asks me to go check and see if it’s out there. I told her that I half-expected it to be waiting right outside our door and ready to make it’s move. I timidly walk outside and see THIS HUGE MOTHERFUCKER WALKING BY!! It’s about a foot long. Is this a centipede?
In related news: I WILL NEVER LEAVE MY APARTMENT AGAIN!
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