Quick recap of the day so far:
1. Woke up earlier than usual to get ready for work and drive into the office since the A/C isn’t working in my apt
2. Was running late, so of course was speeding a bit
3. Got pulled over and was issued a speeding ticket. While I was pulled over, cop checks and my tags were expired (even though they were sitting in the backseat, I just haven’t put them on - new license plates and stickers) AND I didn’t have my new insurance card on me and the one I did have expired YESTERDAY!!
4. Cop only gives me a speeding ticket instead of the other tickets he could have written (probably because I have bewbz, but whatev)
5. Get to work 30 minutes late and already have an extremely intense workload.
6. Spend the morning in the office trying to work on a tiny laptop while my boss schedules a meeting for me and a client that is having trouble getting one of their issues resolved by me. Not really my fault, I just can’t find the problem YET.
7. Was told yesterday that our AC would DEFINITELY WITHOUT A DOUBT be fixed by this morning. I get home and it’s not fixed. I asked roommate if they were bringing window units because it’s pretty illegal to make us live in a sauna. She says that they will try by the afternoon.
8. Sit in hot apartment and attempt to work on my ridiculous amount of cases.
9. Maintenance finally brings window units and they are loud as hell while I try and work.
10. Maintenance guy asks if we would like to have a ceiling fan in our living room. This is hilarious only to my roommate and I. If only this guy knew!
11. Super busy and have kept email and tumblr closed all day, so if you had some big announcement today, PLEASE EMAIL ME cause there is no way I can go back and check all the entries from the day.
12. Back to the yelling clients…..
The similarities will never end!!
This heatWhere are you guys that it is this hot??
It is like 80 here and muggy.
Austin, Texas. It has been a looong summer.
1. Maintenance guy said our AC is broken and they need to replace the unit
2. The soonest it can arrive is tomorrow.
3. I live on the 3rd story apartment.
4. FML
GPOYW - Eating a Shoe Sole while tailgating Edition (2007)
Not a great picture, but I needed to back Syd up on these. They are delicious!
Self serve drinks
When I go to a place that let’s you serve your own drink (ie. gas stations, Rudy’s, Taco Cabana, etc.), I always mix a bunch of the drinks together to make what is known as a “Rainbow”. I’m also pretty certain that whoever is with me at the time is highly embarrassed by this.
I used to think Bill Clinton was hot.
jgh:
Successful, somewhat what respectable in office, sure. But still an amoral skeeze-bucket. When your security detail calls your airplane “Air Fuck One” you know you’re in trouble.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa! How did I not know they called it that? And is there a porn with this title yet? Rhonda - it might be time to bring back Wine and Porn night.
How exciting is my vacation? One word: Inconsequentially. Did somebody say WORLD’S LONGEST BOGGLE ANSWER?! BELIEVE IT!
Reblogged for a few reasons:
1. My absolute favorite game is boggle. While most of you were getting shitty drunk in college, I would have people over every weeknight to play boggle.
2. There is nooooo way that this was actually on the board. These blocks had to have been arranged.
3. If you ever have the chance to play the newer version of Boggle that is 5x5, do not pass it up!
They all still look amazing.
Haha! My mom unintentionally made the creepiest yearbook yourself - and then posted it on facebook.
oh my god.
I hope I meet a guy that awesome someday…
LOL! has to be fake, right? Why would he be dating a girl that says “gr8” and replaces every to with “2”?
FYI - Time Warner - Austin
Couldn’t work for 45 minutes and panicked thinking that my boss was going to kill me, until I signed on to chat via my iPhone and saw that none of my coworkers were on either. Phew!
At Barton springs. Hanging with myself and a book.
Learned how to tie a tie at this party
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