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My favorite part is Windows 95. Only thing that would have topped that is Windows ME with a Netscape Navigator browser.
| Jake: | this moving thing is weird. it's almost like dating a terminal patient, trying to figure out how to make the best of each day you have left until you move to that big IT job in the sky. |
| Jake: | or DE-luxe apartment |
I remember a day in high school when we had to fill out an “Emergency contact” form for some field trip we were going on. We didn’t have to get our parents to sign, but we had to put down some contact numbers for them.
My dad had just changed jobs and I didn’t know his new work number, so next to “Father:” I wrote “beats me?!”. I realize after handing it in that it read “Father beats me” as if it were a cry for help. I’m amazed Child Protective Services didn’t come to my house that day.
I would have probably gotten a beating for that one!
The number on the left, X, is how many times Kevin Corrigan would see The Love Guru in a row if I paid him $Y, on the right.
If anybody feels like chipping in, let me know. I also have to pay for the tickets. (via rickyv)
I’m pretty impressed that anyone would see it twice for $0.