Mar 30, 2009

I promise to:

jennabee:

  • Never refer to a person — any person, but especially someone who was unfortunate enough to make my acquaintance on the Internet — as “a reader.” I mean, Jesus Christ. [If we want to get technical, I’d refer to them as “a person who regularly visits a dashboard upon which my cunty rants and photographs of distraught celebrities occasionally land” but I won’t even do that.]
  • Start a sentence with, “when I get big…” unless I am talking specifically about pregnancy or some other unfortunate circumstance pertaining to a somehow-predictable overindulgence in alcohol, Kashi products, Craisins or, more likely, the ultimate consequences of a lifetime of yogurt serving-size miscalculations.
You are most welcome.

Jennabee continues to be one of my favorite tumblrs!



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Mar 30, 2009

Austin Rodeo and Carnival

Rhonda and I went - and they had a booth where you could pay $5 and take a picture with a monkey. I figured it was the best use of $5 ever.

I’ve been mentally debating whether I should post the picture of what the monkey did to me, or if I should go to Walgreens, scan it in, print a bunch of copies, and mail people a copy of it to see in all it’s glory. I chose the latter. Send me your address if I don’t have it for a monkey surprise - laceyc at gmail.



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Mar 28, 2009

It’s catching on!

It’s catching on!


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Mar 28, 2009

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Mar 27, 2009

Doing as I’m told!



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Mar 27, 2009

peterwknox:
What Recession? iTunes Hiking Its Prices Come April 7
I’m sticking with amazon mp3s.



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Mar 27, 2009

Across the hall neighbor left a bag of trash in front of their door and has not been home for about 3 days. Evidence: flyers that were put up 3 days ago have not been taken down. WTF? I’m waiting for an animal to be going through the trash any day now.

Across the hall neighbor left a bag of trash in front of their door and has not been home for about 3 days. Evidence: flyers that were put up 3 days ago have not been taken down. WTF? I’m waiting for an animal to be going through the trash any day now.


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Mar 26, 2009

Gmail Theme Attention Deficit Disorder

n. Abbr GTADD

A syndrome characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness to change Gmail theme daily, a short attention span for Gmail theme, and interfering especially with academic, occupational, and social performance.

Usage: Lacey has GTADD and cannot keep a Gmail theme longer than 48 hours.



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Mar 26, 2009

Today’s Shop It To Me - Betsey Johnson’s Nina Striped Platform Pumps
Wear them with a black dress. Do it.
Not really that cheap - $119.99 and regularly $295

Today’s Shop It To Me - Betsey Johnson’s Nina Striped Platform Pumps

Wear them with a black dress. Do it.

Not really that cheap - $119.99 and regularly $295



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Mar 26, 2009

Coworker sent this email out to the office with subject “Competition for the worst hail damage?”
She wins.

Coworker sent this email out to the office with subject “Competition for the worst hail damage?”

She wins.



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Mar 25, 2009

Just hailed like mad here. 70 degrees outside

Just hailed like mad here. 70 degrees outside


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Mar 25, 2009

lindsey:
Probably the weirdest shoes. Great for water sports, hiking, running, and pretty much anything else. Plus it feels like you’re barefoot!
There is a personal trainer at my gym that always wears these. It freaks me out.

lindsey:

Probably the weirdest shoes. Great for water sports, hiking, running, and pretty much anything else. Plus it feels like you’re barefoot!

There is a personal trainer at my gym that always wears these. It freaks me out.



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Mar 25, 2009

linkedin.com

Erin: I'm linkedin to you

Erin: This better not hurt my career!



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Mar 24, 2009

Remember The Box music channel?


I was about to wish that they’d bring this back, but then I remembered the internet.


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Mar 24, 2009

Coke has had Coke Rewards for sometime now, but who has time to go online and setup an account and enter that crap? Well…I do…as of today. Since I’m so busy at work, I decided to play around and set up a Coke account. Well clearly all of you are much cooler than me and don’t have time for such petty things, but maybe you have time to email me any Coke points you may have so I can cheat at this.
C’mon. Check the fridge - help me get free stuff! And I swear to god, if I find out that this entry made you actually create a coke account and use your points towards yourself, I will be so mad!!!! That is not the point of this. Email me yer pts: laceyc at gmail

Coke has had Coke Rewards for sometime now, but who has time to go online and setup an account and enter that crap? Well…I do…as of today. Since I’m so busy at work, I decided to play around and set up a Coke account. Well clearly all of you are much cooler than me and don’t have time for such petty things, but maybe you have time to email me any Coke points you may have so I can cheat at this.

C’mon. Check the fridge - help me get free stuff! And I swear to god, if I find out that this entry made you actually create a coke account and use your points towards yourself, I will be so mad!!!! That is not the point of this. Email me yer pts: laceyc at gmail



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