Katherine Heigl
I have never and will never see a movie starring her. I really can’t stand her. This includes Knocked Up, 27 Dresses, and that new one she has coming out. I just needed to get that off of my chest.
GPOYW: A senior project for 2 friends. My friend Rachelle was graduating in Fashion or some shiz and made these 3 dresses. My friend Cheryl was graduating in Photography and took these. The concept was supposed to be that it was my “classy” bachelorette party.
Sidebar: at my real bachelorette, I will be drunk passed out on the ground with penises drawn on my face.
slowly my brain is rotting away
Lacey: I did something really dumb yesterday.Erin: GO
Lacey: me and rhonda went to the DQ
Erin: mmmm brownie batter blizzard?
Lacey: and we both got a blizzard which was like $2.40 each or something
Lacey: no we got the Tagalong Girl Scout cookie one
Lacey: which we think is the same as the butterfinger one....just a good name for it
Lacey: anyhoo - we go through the drive thru
Lacey: and rhonda had a $5 and i had a $5 - so it ended up being like $5.38 total
Lacey: so she handed me her $5
Lacey: we get to the window and the woman says $5.38 or whatev
Lacey: so i give rhonda's $5 and then take mine out...and since i wanted to pay rhonda back for it, i said "and can I get ones back for change"
Lacey: rhonda looks at me and says "SHE HAS TO GIVE YOU ONES BACK YOU IDIOT!"
Erin: hahahaha
Lacey: i think about it and then we both burst out laughing
Lacey: as if they would give me quarters or something
Lacey: or as if i gave her a $100 bill
Erin: hahaha oh lacey
Lacey: oh man, i'm a tard
Erin: we can work on money transactions the next time i see you
Example of horrible listening
On the phone for our weekly department meeting right now. Boss asked who had late shift tomorrow night. I respond that I do. He says something that I don’t hear so I don’t respond because I was 99% sure he didn’t ask another question.
About 5 minutes later, I send an IM to someone in my department and I ask, “What did he say about the lateshift?” and she responds, “No lateshift tomorrow, we close at 4.”
HOLY SHIT! I need to listen better, I would’ve worked until 7pm when I didn’t need to. And yes, I’m typing this while still in the meeting, thus not listening still.
From 225 Magazine
For Lacey, here is the article about how Lee High is closing because the kids aren’t meeting the minimum grades on the Leap test which would’ve cause them to lose funding so they had to disperse the students. I wasn’t lying.
Okay, okay, but when I ask you why the school is closing and you respond “Because the kids are too stupid!!” …forgive me if I don’t automatically believe your words to be the truth. :)
Whoa! These are the google ads at the bottom of CNN’s story of Michael’s memorial
Sad movies
I went to see My Sister’s Keeper with Rhonda this weekend. This is what I envisioned in my head - Rhonda crying like a ninny baby, and me thinking she’s a p word. What actually happened - I cried like a bitch and she has no heart (aka didn’t cry).
So I just put Marley & Me on my Netflix. This is my chance to redeem myself.
I’m fairly certain that my husband was the only one in the class who drew a picture of a lighting bolt through the words “breastfeeding rocks” in bubble letters (with a note above saying “don’t believe the hype”)…
Somehow my bf went to a bar to meet up with his friends and this happened. Unplanned but hilarious.
Cleaning my tub has much more meaning now.
First Five Guys experience
I don’t understand wearing heels and jewelry with a swimsuit. That basically just makes it a super slutty outfit rather than appropriate swim attire.
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