GPOYW - Last year at ACL
Role reversal
Ever since my spider and centipede incidents, I’ve become very observant going up and down our stairs. I even hold my mouth (cause in my head, I think that the second I see an unusual creature/insect, that it will dart for my mouth). I keep thinking to myself “srsly, largest spider ever, bigger than a tarantula”. It must have come from out in the woods somewhere and it was trying to get away from the rain.
After imagining that spider’s life for a bit, I realized that it might not have ever seen a human before me and my roommate happened upon it. Then I was like, “Shit, if the spider was scary to me, just imagine my ginormous scary self compared to his small body and what it thought of me.”
I feel better about myself knowing that I was the largest thing the spider has ever seen and probably scared the shit out of him. (Not a fat joke at myself either, assholes!)
Friday was Critical Mass in Austin. During and soon after, the Austin Craigslist Rants & Raves section filled up with folks bitching about the huge number of bicyclists blocking traffic and preventing car drivers from getting home in time to watch television. This was the best response I’ve seen, as posted by Jason from ATXBS.com.
CRITICAL GAS! (Austin)
Date: 2009-09-26, 6:35PM CDTAlright everyone, you know what to do!!!
LETS BLOCK TRAFFIC!
Okay, the plan is to get into your car/truck/SUV and DRIVE during RUSH HOUR!!!
Monday - Friday
7am-9am
5pm-7pmLETS BLOCK TRAFFIC YEA!!!!!
Remember, its okay to break traffic laws!!!
-speeding
-running red lights
-blocking intersections
-running stop signs
-changing lanes w/o signaling
-weaving in-and-out of trafficOur GOAL is to make traffic as bad as possible!!!
And this can only be accomplished if EVERYONE drives at the exact same time, twice a day, five days a week!!!!Damn right.
Hilarious! Almost peed myself!
I still maintain that he had the best mullet of any geocities era website personality.
- Chad on the “hello my future girlfriend” kid
(Also, my closet would tell you that I own a Saints jersey as well - that said, I can agree with you on the Pink jerseys.)
soooooo..
Who is going to ACL this weekend? What days?
Not sure if Erin will think this is weird, but I swear the girl on the left of the Hallmark card reminds me of her.This will also sound weird, but I think that girl looks EXACTLY like me too!
Cute headband, E!
On our way home. I drove from Baton Rouge to here since Jake was hungover. He is driving now so I can tumbl dumb shit like this.
Love these! I eat them until my mouth burns and my eyes water.
“This is good. I might wear it to work on Monday.”
Talking to Lacey about a guy she knows:
Lacey: yeah... he's a fungiMe: HAHAH
Me: actual lols
Lacey: LOL
Me: isn't it funny how "lol" means "i think that is funny in my head"
Me: and i have to specify when i'm actually laughing out loud
Lacey: and actual LOLs means, "people are now looking at me strange"
This video is in the comments of this story about Spain’s Goth First Daughters
(would have been a reblog of Adam but I couldn’t reblog as a video unfortch!)
Today in a nutshell
- We have a bunch of people in my department that are on vacation or off for other reasons so I have a very heavy workload today.
- It is one coworkers last day before her 3 1/2 week “vacation” that she takes every year. She stays at home, but takes all of her PTO at once so we basically have to reassign all her cases to ourselves. It is no fun.
- Trying to walk away from my computer for a minute at a time to pack because…
- At 5pm, I’m riding with Jake to Baton Rouge. Not really what I wanted to do this weekend, but he has to go in for another class for a ticket he got, and his friend is having an engagement party, so he requested that I join him.
- Besides seeing his friends, I am only planning on seeing Alena, Lauren, and Erin to give them some presents I got them and maybe help with some bridesmaid dress selections
- Lacey out!
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