Ugh why can't I be more graceful?
So we all remember my falling incident at the bar 2 weeks ago which caused a huge bruise on my knee. Then this past weekend, I jumped off the boat into the water but was unaware that it wasn’t that deep. I hit some rocks and now have some scrapes on my foot and more bruises.
I’m meeting my boyfriend in Houston next weekend for a fancy-dancy engagement party for one of his friends. It will be my first time meeting some of his friends. I will be rocking a dress which will display all of my battle wounds. I’ll just let him do the ‘splainin.
Parents visitation
Lacey: Mom, remember how you used to always buy Sparkling Grape Juice for family functions for me and my brothers?Mom: Yeah, you kids loved that stuff. I didn't want you to feel left out...
Lacey: ...of our alcoholic family?
Dad: No, she just didn't want to drink alone.
(via fixator)“I CAN FEEL MY DICK!”
I don’t know what it says about me, but I love that movie.
One of my favorites as well. I loooove the soundtrack.
Memorial
I had a good long weekend. Now I’m sunburnt and have to get someone to drive me to my car on my lunchbreak.
Drunk game night at my place!!!!
After watching Look Who’s Talking Too the other day… I’ve decided that Mr. Toilet Man needs to be an Internet Meme.
You’re Welcome Internets.
lulz
Paul: My new Nikon D90 is listed as delivered!Lacey: thanks for buying me that nikon
Lacey: super nice of you
Paul: Just send me pics of hot girls' boobs, cuz that's all I was gonna do anyway
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