Ugh why can't I be more graceful?

So we all remember my falling incident at the bar 2 weeks ago which caused a huge bruise on my knee. Then this past weekend, I jumped off the boat into the water but was unaware that it wasn’t that deep. I hit some rocks and now have some scrapes on my foot and more bruises.

I’m meeting my boyfriend in Houston next weekend for a fancy-dancy engagement party for one of his friends. It will be my first time meeting some of his friends. I will be rocking a dress which will display all of my battle wounds. I’ll just let him do the ‘splainin.