My cousins Sasha and Malia* would disagree with Louisiana justice of the peace, Keith Bardwell that “In my heart, I feel the children [of interraccial marriages] will later suffer.” Also, since when do you have to be married to have children? Would he think differently if they already had a child together?

I am just in shock.

*Also I have mentioned it before, but they were NOT named after Obama’s daughters, strangely enough.