“I, Bill Hoffman Sr., am holding the blueprints. Not Jr. Everyone who sees this picture will see me holding the blueprints. I built this company. Bill Hoffman Jr. will never get to feel the power of having blueprints.”
“I want to hold the blueprints. I will cross my arms and look like I don’t want to hold the blueprints.”
“He can move me into a nursing home, but dagnabbit I will be holding onto these doggone blueprints until the day I die. From my cold, dead hands Bill Hoffman Jr.”
“I never wanted those blueprints. Why do I feel like I need them? Maybe I will buy random blueprints online and roll around naked in a bed with them. That could be fun.”
“If they serve JELL-O at the home, I think I’ll be ok. One hand on the spoon, one hand on my blueprints.”
“I will cut a hole in the blueprints and have my way with them.”
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