I promise to:

jennabee:

• Never refer to a person — any person, but especially someone who was unfortunate enough to make my acquaintance on the Internet — as “a reader.” I mean, Jesus Christ. [If we want to get technical, I’d refer to them as “a person who regularly visits a dashboard upon which my cunty rants and photographs of distraught celebrities occasionally land” but I won’t even do that.]

• Start a sentence with, “when I get big…” unless I am talking specifically about pregnancy or some other unfortunate circumstance pertaining to a somehow-predictable overindulgence in alcohol, Kashi products, Craisins or, more likely, the ultimate consequences of a lifetime of yogurt serving-size miscalculations.

You are most welcome.

Jennabee continues to be one of my favorite tumblrs!